The Quotable Professor . . . 3/24/09

“I don’t know how you can tell if a cow is pregnant, in fact, don’t tell me. I don’t want to know.” - The Quotable Robert Ahdieh

“This case is great because it has s---, it has sex, it has everything!” – The Quotable Robert Ahdieh

“It’s a cow, what are you talking about? MOO! It looks like a cow!” - The Quotable Robert Ahdieh