Suddenly, salad

Have you guys noticed this before?

That’s salad, right?

I mean, look at it.

I’m pretty sure that’s salad.

*Technically, if anything, it’s lettuce. But “salad” rolls off the tongue better doesn’t it? To make sure, you should probably try reading this post aloud, preferably in a public place. Like the library. Or maybe in the middle of a crowded lecture hall. Go on. I’ll wait.