This is the best thing I have seen all week

Seriously. Look at it.

I have no words.

Probably the best sport ever

If our forefathers could see the amazing advances we’ve made in the modern world, I’m sure they would be both astounded and proud of the direction mankind has followed.

Or they’ll see stuff like this.

Once again, I must commend the great nation of Japan. That looks like a ridiculous sport, yes, but at least their kids are active enough to play sports. Plus, they can also do math. And science. Also, music. 

Also, the American education system might be in need of some reform. 

Watch as zoo keepers struggle to contain a deadly rhino piñata

I love when real news articles sound like Onion headlines. 

Read the carefully researched piece of journalism here: “Police scramble to snare escaped papier mâché rhino at Japanese zoo.”

Oh, Japan. What would we ever do without you?