Get the companion 90s Pop-oscope playlist before reading these or they will make no sense. They honestly don’t make sense either way, but it’s better with music.
How low? I dunno. Are you bored? Self assured? Oh no, I know [a dirty word]! You will find something hard to find. Not sure what I mean? Whatever, “Nevermind.”
Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken, or “Drops of Jupiter” in your hair? Ever tried Tae-Bo with Mozart? You may or may not be lacking in permanent scars. While you are looking for yourself, don’t miss others. (This song makes no sense.)
Let me begin. Get up. All the way until you are standing. Next, throw your hands up - into the air. And just feel it a bit. Now you’re prepared, so “Jump Around.” Jump, Jump, Jump (many many times).